Chick Fight
My dog Jersey is such a man.
My parents have two pugs both female, Sophie and Grace. They fight all the time, as due most dogs that live together.
When the girls start fighting Jersey begins circling them and then eventually mounts one of them which in itself is weird because he weights about a quarter of what the pugs weight and is at least two times shorter then either of them. The only conclusion that I can draw from this act is that CHICK FIGHTS TURN JERSEY ON!
What a man.